"This may have been the Wild West, but today there's civilization to be found in these parts. Triple Creek is a ranch, but it's really a luxury resort, where urban types wistful for the City Slickers experience can rough it."
For example, the table next to mine was discussing how their neighborhood was having an Aston Martin car show, but they didn't really want it because of the bougie hoi polloi that invade their sanctuary to attend it.
On the other hand....hummingbirds.
Lunch included a Roasted Turkey & Huckleberry Sandwich (which was more successful once I treated it like a salad), and an olive oil short cake with vanilla bean ice cream.