Driving up to the hotel was crazy. First of all there are the Biltmore Estates
where all the rich people live surrounding the golf course. There was an open house going on in the
Estates and I half thought about stopping.
I also took a wrong turn and ended up driving all around the Estates and
woo-boy – rich people be crazy, y’all.
When I finally figured out which turn I needed to take to
get to the actual hotel it was super busy and chaotic. There were a ton of
people, TV cameras, security services (with K-9), and just generally “what is
happening here today-ness”. I found out
from my tea host that the NFL annual owners meeting was also going on at the
Biltmore. I did not see anyone I knew. (And by that I mean, Jerry Jones is the only
owner I might be able to recognize, and if I did recognize him it would
probably be to kick him in the shins.)
This is one of those things on the list, that yes, it would
be nice to spend a week in a luxurious resort, but some of us are on a budget,
so I decided to indulge in Afternoon Tea.
They have a variety of tea programs, but I’d read a little
about it and decided to do the 2-course tea.
It’s a lot of food. I’d also
advised of my shellfish allergy which meant I didn’t get any seafood at all in
my presentation. #winning
One of the accouterments to the tea are the jams, preserves,
cream. I had a kumquat preserve (it was
sooo good), a berry preserve (seriously just smashed berries – part was too
liquid and part was too solid, but it tasted good – just drippy), some sort of
lemon curd maybe (it was gross, I tried it once and then stuck mostly with the
kumquat), and of course, Devon cream – which they import from Devon, England.
1st Course:
Tea: Mad Hatter’s Tea Party: Velvety, bright, and flowery
Ceylon with passionfruit, pomegranate and vanilla.
1st Tier: Elderflower, Champagne, Berry Jelly and
Raisin Scone
2nd Tier: Yellow Mustard Deviled Egg Salad, Roast
Beef and Brie on Cracked Parmesan Bread, and Chicken Salad in Puff Pastry
3rd Tier: Chocolate Layer Cake, Lemon Meringue
Tart
2nd Course:
Tea: Organic Pear Tree Green: Estate China green tea,
perfumed with the essence of freshly plucked ripe pears.
1st Tier: Vanilla Blueberry Verrine, Kumquat
Scone
2nd Tier: Turkey BLT, Avocado on Grainy Bread (2)
and Avocado Pickled Onion Toast (normally you’d also get a Lobster and Shrimp
Roll or a Salmon Puff of some kind but I doubled up on the turkey)
3rd Tier: Green Tea Almond Cake, Pecan and Fig
Tart
Everything was good, but my favorites were the chicken salad
(I would literally eat an entire 3-tiers of them), and Kumquat Scone. I thought the pecan and fig tart was good as
well, but I didn’t get enough fig, personally.
Definitely would recommend if you’re even in Phoenix and
want to feel all kinds of fancy.